Today’s forecast: smoothie wit a chance of munchiez.
the mood is set: The Bibliotaint of Latter-day →
sjeanbuck: 1.0 my name is zion. i have been rebirthed on this planet delivered to become the news of the Latter-day Taints. in this ungodly place where corn is the new power, we are here to change the way one acts with its world in a method of recycling. from earth to worm to grass to people, there is not…
fuck just realized i’m watching wilfred and lord of the rings at the same...
doenca: Just installed all The Sims 3 Expansions and a bunch of Sims stuff. Either computer will die or I will be happily forever alone in bed for weeks! :D
Anonymous asked: give me a massage
• “give me a massage” •– anon
• “can i get a crunchbarsituation?” •– anonymous
Anonymous asked: can i get a crunchbarsituation?
• “The uncut cock part really grabbed my attention. Hot as fuck ” •– okcupid
The moon is stellar tonight. I want it.
• “eat my pussy. price: lol” •– anonymous
listen. i live near chicago. most of the time. i can have access almost anywhere with gas money or a flight. ask me (discretley) for absolutely ANTHING you want. and we’ll see. we’ll see if i can get it for you. you know? cheers.