nice nice
double nice
sweet like cherry and cold as ice
cinderella snow white
dressed in blue and frozen tight
barbie ken a kiss kiss
why cant my bed be like this
Today’s forecast: smoothie wit a chance of munchiez.
You’re now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
you wouldn’t say no to seeing all your friends naked would you
Stranger 1: yes
Stranger 2: nope
Stranger 2: id agree to it
Stranger 2: cas its already happened
Stranger 1: I’d disagree to it
Stranger 1: and why were you all naked?
Stranger 2: strip twister
Stranger 2: we were drunk
Stranger 1: guys or girls?
Stranger 1: or both?
Stranger 2: both
Stranger 2: mainly guys
Stranger 1: I bet the guys enjoyed this more
Stranger 2: nope i did
Stranger 1: with the guys and girls
Stranger 2: i saw a bunch of naked guys
Stranger 2: nope
Stranger 2 has disconnected
You’re now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
why do you hang out with other people?
Stranger 2: it’s fun
Stranger 1: i dont
Stranger 2: i love my friends
Stranger 1: only my boyfriend
Stranger 1: just to make out
Stranger 2: i wish i had a boyfriend
Stranger 2: only ever kissed one guy
Stranger 2: but it doesn;t g=count
Stranger 2: because we weren’t together
Stranger 2: we are’t now
Stranger 1: 3 years runnin strong
Stranger 2: and probably never will be :((((
Stranger 1: sad
Stranger 2: eh whatever we’ve been friends since we were little so i’ve learned to bear with it
Stranger 1: friend zoned
Stranger 1: hahahahaha
Stranger 2: yep
Stranger 2: all the way
Stranger 2: we kissed once on a dare and it was soooo amazing
Stranger 2: but it will never ever happen
Stranger 2: ever
Stranger 2: ever
Stranger 2: ever
Stranger 1: u should have taped it
Stranger 2: that would have been hilarious
Stranger 1: force it on him and say i will put this on the internet and facebook unless u make out with me
Stranger 2: exactly
Stranger 2: it was only like 2 seconds though
Stranger 2: so
Stranger 1: pic
Stranger 1: how old r u
Stranger 2: 15
Stranger 1: hahahaha
Stranger 1: im 16
Stranger 2 has disconnected
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my name is zion. i have been rebirthed on this planet delivered to become the news of the Latter-day Taints. in this ungodly place where corn is the new power, we are here to change the way one acts with its world in a method of recycling. from earth to worm to grass to people, there is not…
fuck just realized i’m watching wilfred and lord of the rings at the same time ok listen i swear it’s not elijahbsession
Girl Sneaks Into Russian Military Rocket Factory, Takes Amazing Photos
Her name is Lana Sator and she snuck into one of NPO Energomash factories outside of Moscow. Her photos are amazing, like sets straight out of Star Wars or Alien. Now the Russian government is harassing her.
It was easy to get in. She just went there, jumped over the fence and got right into the heart of the complex through a series of tunnels and pipes, which was very surprising. After all, this is an active industrial installation that belongs to one of the top manufacturers of liquid-fuel rockets in the world. Their engines power the modern Soyuz, the Zenit 3SL, and the Angara and Baikal launch vehicles. Heck, their RD-180 engine powers the first stage of the Atlas V, an American rocket. More importantly, they have specially strong ties to the Russian military.
And yet, she found nobody. No guards, no security. Nothing. Just a few CCTV cameras here and there in rooms packed with huge machinery.
Anonymous asked: give me a massage
helllz yeah. but people people people you gotta give me a bit more info. maybe an email?
you know i’m good for it.
• “give me a massage” •
anon
• “can i get a crunchbarsituation?” •
anonymous
