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You’re now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:

you wouldn’t say no to seeing all your friends naked would you

Stranger 1: yes

Stranger 2: nope

Stranger 2: id agree to it

Stranger 2: cas its already happened

Stranger 1: I’d disagree to it

Stranger 1: and why were you all naked?

Stranger 2: strip twister

Stranger 2: we were drunk

Stranger 1: guys or girls?

Stranger 1: or both?

Stranger 2: both

Stranger 2: mainly guys

Stranger 1: I bet the guys enjoyed this more

Stranger 2: nope i did

Stranger 1: with the guys and girls

Stranger 2: i saw a bunch of naked guys

Stranger 2: nope

Stranger 2 has disconnected

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You’re now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:

why do you hang out with other people?

Stranger 2: it’s fun

Stranger 1: i dont

Stranger 2: i love my friends

Stranger 1: only my boyfriend

Stranger 1: just to make out

Stranger 2: i wish i had a boyfriend

Stranger 2: only ever kissed one guy

Stranger 2: but it doesn;t g=count

Stranger 2: because we weren’t together

Stranger 2: we are’t now

Stranger 1: 3 years runnin strong

Stranger 2: and probably never will be :((((

Stranger 1: sad

Stranger 2: eh whatever we’ve been friends since we were little so i’ve learned to bear with it

Stranger 1: friend zoned

Stranger 1: hahahahaha

Stranger 2: yep

Stranger 2: all the way

Stranger 2: we kissed once on a dare and it was soooo amazing

Stranger 2: but it will never ever happen

Stranger 2: ever

Stranger 1: u should have taped it

Stranger 2: that would have been hilarious

Stranger 1: force it on him and say i will put this on the internet and facebook unless u make out with me

Stranger 2: exactly

Stranger 2: it was only like 2 seconds though

Stranger 2: so

Stranger 1: pic

Stranger 1: how old r u

Stranger 2: 15

Stranger 1: hahahaha

Stranger 1: im 16

Stranger 2 has disconnected

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the mood is set: The Bibliotaint of Latter-day

sjeanbuck:

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my name is zion. i have been rebirthed on this planet delivered to become the news of the Latter-day Taints. in this ungodly place where corn is the new power, we are here to change the way one acts with its world in a method of recycling. from earth to worm to grass to people, there is not…

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fuck just realized i’m watching wilfred and lord of the rings at the same time ok listen i swear it’s not elijahbsession

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torrescorrea:

copacabana, anos 70

(Source: inner-island)

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doenca:

Just installed all The Sims 3 Expansions and a bunch of Sims stuff. Either computer will die or I will be happily forever alone in bed for weeks! :D

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aandrex:

Girl Sneaks Into Russian Military Rocket Factory, Takes Amazing Photos

Her name is Lana Sator and she snuck into one of NPO Energomash factories outside of Moscow. Her photos are amazing, like sets straight out of Star Wars or Alien. Now the Russian government is harassing her.

It was easy to get in. She just went there, jumped over the fence and got right into the heart of the complex through a series of tunnels and pipes, which was very surprising. After all, this is an active industrial installation that belongs to one of the top manufacturers of liquid-fuel rockets in the world. Their engines power the modern Soyuz, the Zenit 3SL, and the Angara and Baikal launch vehicles. Heck, their RD-180 engine powers the first stage of the Atlas V, an American rocket. More importantly, they have specially strong ties to the Russian military.

And yet, she found nobody. No guards, no security. Nothing. Just a few CCTV cameras here and there in rooms packed with huge machinery.

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